nice nice

I'm Haley and I like very bad jokes and pretty pictures

Guy in my class:

Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher:

You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy:

Well...yeah.

Teacher:

Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

(via unlawfully)

continent:

My kind of love story right there

continent:

My kind of love story right there

(via breakfastburritoe)

slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

(via confirmance)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: fifthharmony, via userbar)

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

(via bagelbrother)

5derpsauce:

Twitter pictures of 5sos of and from GMA

(via flechter)

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

(via jonophobias)

officialunitedstates:

kids in the 40s:  dream of winter wonderland

kids in the 2010s: dream of grunge wonderland